1)

I can hear this chick saying, "My eyes are up here"  Apparently she does not know that if her face where her best feature that is what the picture would be of. 

2)

Opportunity.  Never miss one.

3)

This one's all good

4)

What the hell is up there?

5)

Hot body, slowly taking off her clothes, look of complete disinterest on her face...this chick must be a lunch shift stripper.

6)

Wearing suspenders makes this chick angry.

7)

Berets.  Never the best option.

8)

Wanna nail hot foreign chicks?  Better stop hating soccer.

9)

Short hair does not always work.  In this case it does.