1)

Wanted:  Woman as old as this phone to pose with it.

2)

Best place to score tail?  The lockers at the bus station down town.

3)

Taking her home would be.......logical.

4)

For some reason nutella is huge right now.  What happened.  It's been around forever.  Did Bieber start eating it or something?

5)

Why is she looking away?  She is the one taking the picture so she had to have been "ready"

6)

This happened on June 25th of 2011.  You learned your history fact for the day.

7)

Is she wearing bottoms?  I vote no.

8)

This pose looks like she just finished yelling "ECHO Echo echo" down a well.