1)

I'm a fan.

2)

Bump, Set, Spike!

3)

I'm scared that these guys may have a plan to "Get her"

4)

Why so serious?

5)

Is it just me, or does she have a midget hand?

6)

She's picking something up on her earpiece.  must be secret service.

7)

Most people open their mouths to drink.

8)

I've seen better cakes.

9)

Nothin' Funny here.  Move along.