1)

Two words:  Dat and Ass!

2)

The Skies just are not as friendly as they used to be.

3)

Ouch!  My Knee

4)

That bed ain't gonna make itself.

5)

This picture is 48% boobs!  Room for improvement!

6)

This bar must have a very expensive cover.  Chicks like this would not be found at bars that don't.

7)

Me like shiny