1)

It's like christmas with leopard print wrapping paper!

2)

If you got her all the way home and she still decided to sleep here, you need to work on your game.

3)

HEY!  She has the snowman's eyes in her shirt.

4)

HI!  It's me.  Just calling to tell you that the keyboard on your phone does not need to be open to call somebody.

5)

Yeah.  Fix that hinge for daddy.

6)

Totally 80's!  Bodacious (sp?)

7)

Yeah.  Because that's safe

8)

No.  Really.  What's for dinner?