1)

Miner?  I hardly know her!

2)

You know, if you pee while wearing this, it will keep you warm in the water.

3)

Either her, or the camera appear to have been tipping over when this was taken.

4)

Make up your own Hammerhead joke.

5)

How did she get that shirt all wet and keep her hair dry?

6)

Improper use of seatbelt

7)

Skate or Die!