1)

Running from the scen of the crime eh?

2)

Who else wants to pull that ring?

3)

I can aaaaalmost see....

4)

Looks like they are brewing her.  I wonder if she is an IPA

5)

She has a very nice right middle sector.

6)

She has the weight in the wrong hand for one arm rows.

7)

"What a nice girl" Said your mother.

8)

Gosh.  I sure hope it doesn't rain all over your stupid hat.