1)

Hmmm she doesn't match.  Must not have planned on hooking up today.

2)

Expose breasts?  Check.  Watch Seinfeld Rerun?  Check.

3)

Good sign

4)

Are those fishnet socks?

5)

Move, we want to play baseball

6)

These chicks will blow anything...off your lawn.

7)

She has a very meaningful quote tattoo there, yet not one of us cares what it says.

8)

Cool!  Unless the chick laying down is dead.  Then, less cool.