So what if Facebook is free? I still want to complain about it!

Posted by Parker on

Does everybody need to chill about the new facebook.......no.  No they do not.  I'm pretty sure that this is America and we are expected to bitch about everything.  ESPECIALLY if it is free.  I can think of at least one other thing that people complain about even though it's free.

And why shouldn't they?  Just because something is free does not mean that they have zero responsibility to the people that enjoy using it on a daily basis.  In fact, here is a list of things that you should complain about even though they are free:

-The T-shirt you got for filling out that credit app in East Lansing during welcome week only came in medium.  (Some would argue that since you had to give them information it was not free, but we both know you gave them a fake name anyway)

-The pamphlet that crazy religious guy downtown gave you which states everything you did today will send you to hell.

You're all gonna die! HAHAHAHAHA!

-The Brad Penny bobblehead you got at Comerica Park on Free Bobblehead day.

-The sample cheese cube you ate at the store. (Why do they make the used toothpick container EXACTLY the same as the unused container?  Once both are about half full nobody can tell the difference)

-This Blog

-Those weird pieces of halloween candy in your kids bag with the black or orange wrappers that don't say what they are.  (WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?)

-The cookies that your senile grandma made for you using salt instead of sugar.

And of course, it's cool to complain about people complaining about facebook. (This blog is actually a person complaining about people complaining about people who complain about Facebook)

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