Have you ever tried searching for one thing on Google and gotten something totally different?  Of course you have.  I was on a web page about video games that had a picture of a smoking hot chick dressed like Mario.  Like any normal sane person, my first thought was "How many pictures of hot chicks dressed like Mario could there possibly be on the internet?"

I did a google image search for "hot chick mario"  The first image was sort of what I had in mind:

The rest were not:

Sure, his name is "mario" so I guess that is why it came up.  But this:

Who is Scott Dietlin?  What is his connection to hot chicks?  What is his connection to Mario?  The world may never know.