Earlier today a story came out that Steven Tyler was hospitalized in Paraguay.  Was it for rocking too hard?  Nailing hot chicks till he passed out?  Drug OD?  None of the above.  He slipped in the shower and cut up his face.  He also knocked out a couple teeth.  In my opinion, once you can't wash yourself without knocking yourself out, you have become old.

Grandpa Tyler tries to make the magic future box work.

Don't get me wrong.  He's still cool.  Here is true story from back in the day to prove it.  A friend of mine who also works in radio interviewed him before a show once.  My friend was wearing a station T-shirt and Steven Tyler was wearing some sort of vest with no shirt underneath.  Tyler asked him if he wanted to trade the vest for the T-shirt, even going as far as taking the vest off and offering it to him.  Since all of my closest friends seem to be morons, my buddy said no!  His reason was he didn't want to wear a vest that was 5 sizes too small all night.  As the rest of us know, this is a stupid reason and he could have sold it on ebay for large amounts of money.

"Wait.  Did you just say you DON'T want my vest?  Are you sure?"

The point is Steven Tyler is cool.  Even if he can't scrub his own junk without falling and busting his face open.

-Parker