If you have facebook I'm sure that you have seen the story about these two old people:

If not, your wife/girlfriend has.  Ask her.  The short version is these two old adorable folks died after being married for 70 years and at the time of death they were holding hands.  Cute right?  WRONG!  The long version of the story (that nobody bothered to click on and read) goes on to tell you that they CAUSED the car accident that killed them by flying through a stop sign.  Also the old guy's license had been revoked.  If he had lived he would be a felon for causing the accident that killed her.  Adorable right?

Oh.  And a quick side note.  The people in the other car were nearly killed.  One had a broken neck and severe internal bleeding!  But the only comments you see on facebook about this story are "Awwww, that's how I wanna go" and "that is sooooo precious that they were holding hands"  How cute do you think the guy sitting in intensive care feels because of this old adorable jerk who refused to give up his license?

Here is my point.  Get the whole story before you start fawning over "true eternal love"  This is mostly for the chicks that are looking at their husband after reading just the title to this story and saying "Why don't you love ME like that?"  Now you can smuggly look back at her and tell her the entire story.

Dudes of the world, I've got your back.

-Parker