A few days ago I posted some BAD halloween costume ideas. So this week I thought I would post a few that I approve of. Starting with:
Fat Batman: Nothing is as tragically comical as a fat dude dressed as Batman. If his belly shows because the shirt is too small it's even better.
Human centipede: I've never seen the movie, but the premise alone is enough for me to know that this costume is awesome. Plus some chick will have her face in your ass all night! Good times!
The front and back end of a horse: While most costumes that have been around for years are lame, I feel that this one is a classic. Plus you never see them anymore.
Hot chick in a skin tight spiderman costume: I just now thought of this one. Why does it look like she is drinking a candle? Who cares? Do not attempt unless you are a certified "hot chick"
Little Mac from Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!: Old Nintendo stuff is making a comeback. Mario is everywhere. Little Mac is not.......but he should be.
Emilio Estevez: Only because everyone else will be dressed as Charlie Sheen. Somehow it's funny to me if you are the one &##hole dressed as his brother.
Whatever this guy is: The fact that I have no idea what it is makes it better.
The Homeless radio guy: Remember this dude? He was famous for about 10 minutes earlier this year before he got back on the crack and stopped being interesting. BUT nobody else will be him because they forgot about him. Until you show up in that killer wig.