Have you ever wanted your junk to smell like bacon? Me either! We have something in common. But if you are into fat chicks and want to lure them in, you may want to try oiling up with Bacon Lube.
It's a REAL product and costs about 12 bucks a bottle. Just keep in mind that if your lady loves bacon so much that she wants you to pick some of this stuff up, even if she is thin as a rail now, she's likely to be buried in a piano crate.
If you still want to pick some up (even after all my warnings) Here is the website. http://store.baconsalt.com/baconlube_p_60.html Here piggy piggy piggy!