I don't know about you.  But I feel that PETA is insane.  Don't get me wrong.  I like animals as much as the next guy.  You should be nice to them.  These PETA guys take it a little far though.  Using hot chicks dressed in lettuce to make me stop eating meat is a little.....stupid.  You see these four pointy canine teeth in my mouth?  Those are for tearing meat.  And I like using them for their intended purpose.

PETA's latest insane attention grab is an attack on Super Mario.  They claim that since he can wear a Tanooki(Raccoon) suit, he must have killed a Tanooki and skinned it.  They even created a flash game that has you playing as a skinned Tanooki trying to chase down Mario and get your pelt back.

Now, to get a little technical for a second, I'm pretty sure that Mario's suit is magical and no animals were killed for him to aquire it.  ALSO IT'S A %&$ING VIDEO GAME!!!

Here is a link to the PETA site that has the game:  http://features.peta.org/mario-kills-tanooki/

Every time PETA does something like this I make sure to eat meat from at least 3 different animals that day just to piss them off.  Please feel free to join my protest.

-Parker