1)

What? No....I was looking at your.......belt?  No wait, that's no good.

2)

What does her face look like?  Does it really matter?

3)

Parker's pro tip: Do a google image search for "cleavage"

4)

There is no way this is going to end well for anybody.

5)

The bad news?  That ain't mud.

6)

Batman does not always show up right away.  Sometimes you need to kill a little time.

7)

You pass.  Go on in.