A couple people have asked why it's never the same number of pictures.  Because it's random.  Duh!

-Parker

1)

I wonder if a sandbag will fall on her head if she unties that string.

2)

A few of these are going to be Christmas leftovers.

3)

Today....for the first time ever.....I wished to be a candy cane.

4)

I don't think this one really needs a caption.

5)

I'm pretty sure this is a deleted scene from "Cocoon"

6)

You had time to polish your floors to a mirror shine, but could not take 2 seconds to put the cap back on the milk?  Not cool.

7)

1 out of 4 chicks get angry when you get them sex toys for Christmas.

8)

Not a very good hand stand.

9)

It's a cold day in the forest.

10)

This is the SECOND time I wished I was a candy cane.

11)

So, this is what it's like to be drugged and kidnapped.

12)

Note to self: Get Rich.  Buy Boat.

13)

Follow your nose!

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