1)

What's over there?  Why does it need to see your bra? (not that I mind)

2)

It's a good thing you're hot.  That pie does not look very good at all.

3)

This was the first time the traditional "First Kiss" for a Navy ships return was between two chicks.......and they were both totally hot.

4)

Maybe she is not puking.  Maybe she is checking her make up in the toilet water reflection.

From this point on all the chicks will be red heads.   I got stuck in a red head gallery and since I love them so much I just couldn't leave.

5)

Hey baby....let me show you my Tri-force.

6)

Chicks should NEVER use bubble bath in the bathtub.  This is why.

7)

Nice car.

8)

Looks chilly