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Standing in an empty field....now that IS wild.

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Hi.

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Sometimes I squeeze like this for luck

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Here you go weirdos.  I didn't forget about you.

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Boy, I sure do love kneeling on rocks and just stopping to ponder the mysteries of the universe.

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I don't know what SbB is, but if this is how they advertise I want to buy it in massive quantities.

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I told you women were awful drivers.

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You found my shoes!  Thanks!

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I think noodles are soooooo funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, yeah me too.

By the way, one of those chicks was Lindsay Lohan.  You probably didn't even notice.  I threw it in to prove that she is still hot even if she is a crack head.