1)

Nanners are good for you.

2)

Tie you up and make you watch Futurama?  OK.  If that's how you get down, I'm game.

3)

Hmmmm.  Should I fill out this paperwork or take a picture of myself with my phone?

4)

Again....Love the reverse cleavage.

5)

Maybe if we all focus our mind power on that next snap.......

6)

Damn it!  I told you to wash it!  Not just lay around on the hood!

7)

It's a golf trophy