Yeah....so this exists. What chick wouldn't want her privates graced by a Louis Vuitton condom? I think that if you roll with these in your wallet your sitting on a sure thing. The downside? They cost 68 bucks a pop (pun intended)
BUT check this out. Why not pull the ol' switcheroo? Flash the Louis Vuitton at the bar and switch it for the brand x condom when you get home. It will be dark. You will still have the expensive stuff for another day and this chick will think she is being treated like Paris Hilton. She'll never know. Plus she deserves no better than Durex for being that materialistic in the first place. Win/Win.