Strange Sexy Costumes

Posted by Mac D on

Halloween is about dressing up. Some woman the object of Halloween is  to look sexy as possible wearing random things.  That is an excellent objective.  However humanity as gone too far.  Not everything can be a sexy costume.  Here are some examples
Finding Nemo
I have held a belief that when you are choosing a Halloween costume you should take some time to be creative with what you're wearing.  I always made my costumes from scratch.  Then you have this sexy Nemo costume.  A sexy costume based on a cartoon fish?  Does this even count as a costume?  A great idea is to use this costume as Nemo’s mom and then have blood dripping out of your mouth
Sexy Bert and Ernie
Though I wonder if this Bert will allow cookies in the bed.  Bert and Ernie are my all time favorite Sesame Street Characters.  I have a creeped out by being reminded of the feelings I had when I was 5 and 13 at the same time.
Sexy Green Lantern
There is a perfectly good way to make a sexy Green Lantern costume.  This is not it.  It probably has something to do with a Men’s costume that look the same.
Sexy Mario
Sexy Mario?  Shouldn’t you just dress up as Peach and not remind me of  overweight, Italian guys from Brooklyn?
Sexy Ninja Turtles
Search around the internet.  You will find creative, attractive version of a sexy Ninja Turtles costume.  This is not it.  This is just some chick who puts on a shirt/dress and a headband and calls it a costume. .
Sexy Freddy Kruger
Nothing screams sexy more the Freddy Kruger?  He is burnt all over his body and he wears a old sweater.  Yet some genius decided to turn this into a sexy costume.  A chick who would wear this costume both ecites and distrubes me.  I hope those knives are not real.


While I and disturbed by these costumes I would in no way call anyone out if they were wearing them.  I would be too busy staring.  My favorite costume would be this.  Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn

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