The NHL Playoffs are going on right now. This is a great time of the year where most citizens of Michigan blow off everything to watch the Red Wings. While the games have not been going our way they have been fun to watch. But afterwards you realize you have neglected family/work/kids/general hygiene. Have no fear. The Detroit Red Wings have created the Playoff Excuse-O-Matic. I gave one to Mojo for being late tonight. While I did think my note from Pavel Datsyuk worked I also think it didn't because he may have docked by pay. I am not sure as I was daydreaming about hockey. Here are some of my favorites
You know what ladies? I wouldn't even notice.
Febreze might solve this problem.
Looks like good, iron clad logic to me.
Though a real man has a furry animal on his face year round.
If she really loved you, you wouldn't have to tell her its playoff time.
What bothers me isn't that she is ignoring me for the playoffs. But that she told me she has 27 other guys that require more of her attention
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