Not Even Our Corpses Are Safe From The Threat Of Bears

Posted by Andy Green on

Stephen Colbert is on record saying that bears are the number one threat to America...and I believe him. They are giant killing machines that wonder around freely! You can at least take comfort in knowing that after you die, the threat of bears no longer concerns you....WRONG!!

Russian bears have grown so desperate for food that they have started digging up AND feasting on corpses in graveyards. Graveyards act as a natural refrigerator...so the bear can cool down with an icy dead human body. Don't think we won't retaliate for this injustice bear nation!

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