There's an old saying that goes "if your alcoholic girlfriend demands vodka, you will probably get hurt if you don't bring her some"...just kidding..I completely made that up. The wonderful state of Florida is home to a man who was kicked in the groin, scratched, punched...and tackled by his angry girlfriend.

Ya see, she had drank all the vodka in the house, and asked her boyfriend to bring her some home after work..threatening to drive herself if he didn't oblige. Turns out he didn't oblige. In fact he showed up with no vodka AND took the keys from his lovely damsel. That sent her into attack mode and she owned the poor guy..she's now in jail..where the only vodka she drinks is made in a toilet by sordid characters!

What's the craziest thing your significant other has been mad about?