It goes without saying that sometimes in life, you have to smuggle. Plain and simple. Han Solo did it. People are smuggled and drugs are smuggled. But, if elephant smugglers were to share a brew with smugglers of people and or drugs, they would most definitely make fun of them for their puny smuggled bounties. Smuggling an elephant is a man's game, they would laugh!
Some wild and crazy dudes in India were convicted of smuggling not 1. Not 2. 92 FRIGGIN ELEPHANTS was the number they smuggled over their elephant-smuggling tenure. It would have been funnier if they were busted AT the airport WITH an elephant under a trench-coat.