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Monday's Odd Item In The Den-Hilarious & Terrifying 1950's Kids Safety Manual

by Jennifer Taylor

1. The cover looks innocent enough.

The cover looks innocent enough.

2. But once inside, there’s death and mayhem on every badly-drawn page.

But once inside, there's death and mayhem on every badly-drawn page.

3. Looks like an outlaw got killed. I have no problem with that.

Looks like an outlaw got killed. I have no problem with that.

4. The creepy stranger — who looks a bit like actor Peter Lorre — has a gimp arm.

The creepy stranger — who looks a bit like actor Peter Lorre — has a gimp arm.

5. Fair enough: But which one is Bill and which one is Joe? I NEED TO KNOW.

Fair enough: But which one is Bill and which one is Joe? I NEED TO KNOW.

6. Bob, I guess, is fine.

Bob, I guess, is fine.

7. these kids are TERRIBLE bike riders.

these kids are TERRIBLE bike riders.

8. This one isn’t.

This one isn't.

9. My back! My books!

My back! My books!

10. Yep, he’s a dead boy.

Yep, he's a dead boy.

11. So, his hand got dyed red? That doesn’t look that painful, crybaby.

So, his hand got dyed red? That doesn't look that painful, crybaby.

12. I can’t read that face at all. Stoned?

I can't read that face at all. Stoned?

13. *jesus*

* jesus *

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