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Monday's Odd Item In The Den-Hilarious & Terrifying 1950's Kids Safety Manual

by Jennifer Taylor

1. The cover looks innocent enough.

2. But once inside, there’s death and mayhem on every badly-drawn page.

3. Looks like an outlaw got killed. I have no problem with that.

4. The creepy stranger — who looks a bit like actor Peter Lorre — has a gimp arm.

5. Fair enough: But which one is Bill and which one is Joe? I NEED TO KNOW.

6. Bob, I guess, is fine.

7. these kids are TERRIBLE bike riders.

8. This one isn’t.

9. My back! My books!

10. Yep, he’s a dead boy.

11. So, his hand got dyed red? That doesn’t look that painful, crybaby.

12. I can’t read that face at all. Stoned?

13. *jesus*

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