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How mature are you?

by Laura Bradshaw

Nickelodeon (of all places) conducted a survey and found that the average man doesn't fully mature until the age of 43.  Women, on the other hand, mature at age 32, 11 years earlier.  One of the main reasons a relationship ends is because the woman felt that the man was too immature.  

So- here is a list of the top 30 things that show that you are still immature.  Again, put together by Nickelodeon.... isn't that a kids network.... nevermind, on with the list!

1. Finding their own farts and burps hilarious 
2. Eating fast food at 2am
3. Playing videogames
4. Driving too fast or 'racing' another car on the highway
5. Giggling at rude words
6. Driving with loud music
7. Playing practical jokes
8. Trying to beat children at games and sport
9. Staying silent during an argument
10. Not being able to cook simple meals
11. Re-telling the same jokes and stories
12. Not liking to talk about themselves
13. Hating books because they think they’re boring
14. Doing crazy dance moves
15. Their mother still does their laundry
16.Their mother still makes them meals
17. Wearing sneakers to night clubs
18. Owning a skateboard or BMX bike
19. Not eating vegetables
20. Changing jobs regularly
21. Getting too excited over boys night out
22. Trying to do wheelies or other stunts on their bike
23. Driving a modified car or one with a loud exhaust
24. Showing off about how girls are attracted to them
25. Wearing pajamas, specifically cartoon pajamas
26. Using pickup lines
27. Showing off about how much they 'lift'
28. Littering
29. Wearing baggy jeans
30. Having a cartoon bedspread