A man found a magic genie who would grant him one wish.
The man said to the genie I wish that I had a non-stop bridge from here to Hawaii."
The genie said Im sorry, but that's going to be very hard. Do you have another wish?"
The man answered "Of course! I want the power to understand all women."
The genie thought for a minute. He replied, "How many platforms did you want on that bridge?"
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