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What Did You Do In College That You'll Never Do Again? :)

by Abby

I miss college :(

Eat ramen every day… and rarely in a bowl:

Shower with flip-flops because the bathroom is disturbing.

Not bother with mixers or glasses or anything that gets between you and your booze.

Pay someone else to do your homework or write your papers.

Share a bathroom with dozens of randos.

Use whatever’s lying around because you don’t have the right kind of kitchen stuff.

Have nothing to wear because you didn’t do laundry all month.

Drink out of a super-classy cardboard cooler.

Hide in a bathroom while the cops breakup your friends' party.

Think your dorm keys are so important that you MUST wear them around your neck at all times.