Mojo's Rock and Roll Side Blog

  • Elevator Prank - Corpse

    Posted by Mojo

    These videos have been all over the web.  The video is shot in Brazil.  If you haven't seen it then it's new to you.  It's worth killing time at work if you want a laugh.

     

     

  • Drunk GA Fan Gets Popped!

    Posted by Mojo

    A GA fan was arrested for being hammered and doing a bunch of stupid sh!@ on Saturday as GA lost to Alabama.  This woman was licking bar patrons, flashing people and even was trying to get busy with the female arresting officer....read the whole story here.

  • EVIL Elf On A Shelf

    Posted by Mojo

    This is the Elf On A Shelf.  Until last weekend I had never heard of this.  Shame on me right?  NO. 

    Although this is a fun thing to do with the kids for the holiday season, it seems like another clever way for someone else's pocket to get fatter.  The idea is to "adopt" the elf (who for some reason after being adopted flees to the North Pole on XMas Eve to spend the "off season" with Santa, I don't think the courts would like that), then name the elf (my daughter named hers "Joshua", yeah, not very "elfy" but still funny) and the idea is for the kids to be on their best behavior since the "Elf on the Shelf" is keeping an eye on them.  Then each night the elf goes to the North Pole to make his report to the fat man in red (this is why you need to move his location every night).  Long story short he shows up in a different place each morning...duh. 

    I think the thing is creepy, as you can see by the picture of him sitting on top of one of our doorways.  If you aren't careful then the following could happen...HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

    Next year be on the look out for a very special reindeer turd that you can adopt to put in your yard...the reindeer can spy on the kids too.

     

  • What Cats Do When They Are Out Running Around

    Posted by Mojo

    Here's a funny video about what cats might do when they are running around outside...for hours.  It's a spoof on the old tune from the Prodigy.  WE DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN.  This is a sarcastic video..you've been warned.

     

    Nor do we think cats with bongs are a good idea.

  • 1973 - Gifts From The Past

    Posted by Mojo

    I was born in 1973.  I was curious about what gifts people thought were awesome that year...here's a look at the "hot" items. 

    Red Foxx was big.

    Good thing the 70's are over.

    What are they smiling at?  Must be the prices...times have changed.

    I had one of these.

    I did not however wear this.

    How about a new car?

    I don't know how I made it thru life without one of these.

  • The Price Is Wrong Bob!

    Posted by Mojo

    Some dude had too much time on his hands and slowed down the P.I.R. theme song.  In other news I would watch the show if she was a model.

  • On This Date In 2009

    Posted by Mojo

    On this date in 2009 golfer Tiger Woods crashed his SUV outside his Florida mansion, sparking widespread attention to reports of marital infidelity.  We all know what happened next.